2010 Olympic Babes

As the Olympics get underway, I have to say I am a little underwhelmed with the “talent” of the athletes (and I’m not referring to physical prowess here). Still, there are a few that warrant gold medal status.. yeah, baby. Take Allison Baver for instance. She’s a short track speed skater meaning she has an ass that won’t quit and if you found yourself so lucky as to be positioned between her thighs, she could crack your ribs like a walnut in a nutcracker. Wow.. just sent shivers down my spine. These are some of the best shots I’ve found…

Craving more? Thighs of steel I tell ya. Thighs of steel.

Sorry all for the lack of posts lately.. been a busy start to the semester to say the least. But lets let bygones be bygones. Alright.. I really have nooooo idea who Julia Mancuso is. I do know Lange ski boots and their ad campaign using Julia Mancuso is brilliant. I guess they really took the old adage “sex sells” to the max.

I guess ice skating is the ONLY sport that seems to produce any type of decent looking specimens. This time it’s the Finnish team give ole Team USA a run for their money. We’ve got nordic beauty Kiira Korpi. Wow. Need to work on these names. Tanith Belbin. Kiira Korpi. Babidy Boopi.. babidy boopi. Anyway, there’s even a behind the scenes topless shot. Jackpot!

So far that last shot and the Tanith Belbin topless shot are in the running for gold. Stay tuned for more Olympic Hotties.. I’m just getting warmed up!

I’ve never heard of the name “Tanith” or “Belbin” before so I’m pretty sure this chick is a robot from the future sent to destroy mankind. Wait, what? Anyway, I usually avoid watching pairs figure skating. It’s usually a bunch of silliness where the dudes are prettier than the chicks. But not in this case. Tanith Belbin could be skating with an orangutan in a yellow thong and I’d still be glued to the television.

Can’t wait to see her in the SI Swimsuit Issue.. surprised it hasn’t happened already.

Oooooh boy. Those winter Olympics are right around the corner and that means one thing… FIGURE SKATING!! Ok, so that’s not really what you were expecting me to say. As a sport it ranks right up there with competitive hot dog eating with one exception – the American team happens to be chock full of hotties and they all happen to wear skimpy outfits and spread their legs a lot. Well, that didn’t really come out right but you get my point. Starting the run to the podium is none other than Sasha Cohen.