Advertising Disclosure: Apparently with recent legislation I actually have to call out if I advertise a brand that I write about. In this instance, I believe I have an affiliate account with American Apparel but I’m not running any ads from them nor was I paid to promote this article.. fuck, lawyers are annoying. On to the goods…

K. Now that that crap is out of the way… American Apparel, clothier to hipsters the world over, has created a contest of complete genius. They set out to find the best ass on the planet. Hipsters or no, that’s a movement I can get behind. Get it.. behind. Ha, I kill myself. But seriously, they have over 1300 pics of some of the hottest pieces of “A” I have ever seen. The images below are a sampling… hit their site for the complete run.

Craving More?

Full, full disclosure – I got through 3 pages before I broke into a cold sweat and started convulsing on the ground. Hats off you good sirs.. hats off.