As the Olympics get underway, I have to say I am a little underwhelmed with the “talent” of the athletes (and I’m not referring to physical prowess here). Still, there are a few that warrant gold medal status.. yeah, baby. Take Allison Baver for instance. She’s a short track speed skater meaning she has an ass that won’t quit and if you found yourself so lucky as to be positioned between her thighs, she could crack your ribs like a walnut in a nutcracker. Wow.. just sent shivers down my spine. These are some of the best shots I’ve found…

Craving more? Thighs of steel I tell ya. Thighs of steel.