Ok.. so the summer hiatus is quickly wrapping up… time to get back in action and bring you all the latest and greatest of everything on the internet. Yep, I said it. EVERYTHING. Let’s face it.. the internet isn’t all that interesting anyway. Stay tuned for more goodness..

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K. Now that that crap is out of the way… American Apparel, clothier to hipsters the world over, has created a contest of complete genius. They set out to find the best ass on the planet. Hipsters or no, that’s a movement I can get behind. Get it.. behind. Ha, I kill myself. But seriously, they have over 1300 pics of some of the hottest pieces of “A” I have ever seen. The images below are a sampling… hit their site for the complete run.

Craving More?

Full, full disclosure – I got through 3 pages before I broke into a cold sweat and started convulsing on the ground. Hats off you good sirs.. hats off.

UPDATE: 12:31pm EST
Larry Wallington, 48 has been identified as the slain victim and Nathaniel Brown, 51, has been identified as the suspect in the shootin. Nathaniel Brown also died from a self-inflicted gun shot wound. The incident occured within a maintenance building on campus. Henry Butler, 60, was also shot but is in stable condition at a local hospital.

Nathaniel Brown was apparently angry about a poor job review although details may still emerge as to his motivation for the attack. He was a probational employee for the last couple of months.

We’ll continue to update information as we receive it.

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Looks like there has been another shooting incident on a campus this year. I haven’t been keeping an official count but this seems like the 3rd or maybe 4th shooting on campus this year. This one, similar the Alabama shooting, did not involve students. One person was killed and two were taken to a local hospital. One person is in critical condition. We’re hoping for a those injured to pull through.

This incident seems to have shed some light on the Ohio State university practice of emailing students alerts when there is a campuswide emergency. Some are questioning the effectiveness of the email system. According to Leslie Tripp from CNN, of the 50,000 students at Ohio State, only 2,600 are signed up to receive the emails. Other schools have SMS programs in place but even those have been in question. Basically, it boils down to people choice to opt into the information, and some school seem to be crying wolf by emailing every infraction that occurs.

I’m wondering if Facebook could step in and make a difference here. Afterall, Facebook was originally a college-only portal. Perhaps members of university networks could receive important updates automatically. It might help spread information more virally than a simple SMS or email. Thoughts?

Holy crap this is well done. I’m completely amazed by peeps that can pull these things together. Best part… “Ohhhh dude, this night shift sucks. Like, sometimes I just honestly want to die” Pew! Pew! Even the sound effects are awesome.. enjoy.

Taking on a significantly more ambitions video approach, OK GO has a new video featuring a Rube Goldberg on steroids. This is definitely worth watching a couple times and I can only imagine that it took several weeks of planning and a lot of late night stoned adventures to scavenge for parts to put this thing together… totally nuts.

Not only is Frankenstein alive and well… he apparently has a wonderful singing voice. Special thanks to Thomas Lennon’s twitter on this one.. prepare to be afraid. Very afraid. (BTW – Anyone know what he is saying or what this show is about? Nada on Youtube)

As the Olympics get underway, I have to say I am a little underwhelmed with the “talent” of the athletes (and I’m not referring to physical prowess here). Still, there are a few that warrant gold medal status.. yeah, baby. Take Allison Baver for instance. She’s a short track speed skater meaning she has an ass that won’t quit and if you found yourself so lucky as to be positioned between her thighs, she could crack your ribs like a walnut in a nutcracker. Wow.. just sent shivers down my spine. These are some of the best shots I’ve found…

Craving more? Thighs of steel I tell ya. Thighs of steel.

Every once in a while, a pure stroke of genius comes along that rattles the establishment to its weak and pathetic core. Einstiens theory of relativity, DaVinci’s David, the Eiffel Tower. Add to that list a marvel of modern proportions –  Selleck Waterfall Sandwich. You will obey. You must obey. Obey the ‘stache.

That's a handsome 'stache waterfall sandwich...

I really, REALLY want to buy this t-shirt.. so go here now. As I said before.. you must obey.

Update: Found one more… Good stuff.

Ok… so everyone and their brother’s monkey has seen Jenna Haze naked. She’s a porn star after all. But have you ever seen Jenna Haze just hanging out at the beach in a bikini? huh? have you? Ha! I didn’t think so. Actually, I just find it amusing that porn stars actually have real lives outside of their “profession”. They shop for groceries, pick up dry cleaning and hang out on the beach in Hawaii while smoking LOTS of weed (scouts honor.. I follow her twitter, trust me) just like the rest of us. Suddenly, I’m really depressed.